Po angielsku. Rozmowa między George'm W. Bushem a Condoleezzą Rice. Nieźle wymyślona - można dostać kręćka. Zaczyna się od Hu Jintao.
Śmieszność polega na podobnym brzmieniu słów, z czego wynika nieporozumienie.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Tell me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you, sir.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes!
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: WeIl, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes!
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it. I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks Nudny ten mój wątek... the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. May be we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Condi: Sir, Kofi on the phone.
George: Then have it cleaned.
Condi: I mean he will now talk to you.
George: Who will?
Condi: No, not Hu, you asked for Kofi.
George: Yes, with cream and two sugars.
Condi: Forget coffee for a minute, all right?
George: Come on, Condi, you started this. I wanted a simple glass of milk but you insisted on coffee. Now get me that coffee.
Condi: He's still waiting for you on the phone, sir.
George: Who?
Condi: No, not Hu, Hu's the new man in China.
George: You're confusing me! Okay, one last chance: Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir!
George: So, damn!, I really thought he's in the Middle East.
Condi: Saddam is, but Hu's in China.
George: Saddam is what?
Condi: In the Middle East.
George: So what has he got to do with China?
Condi: Nothing. You brought him Nudny ten mój wątek....
George: I did not.
Condi: Yes you did, but never mind. Do you wanna have Kofi on the phone now or not?
George: Certainly not when I'm about to talk to the Secretary General of the U.N.
Condi: But, sir, he is the Secretary General of the U.N.
George: What, one the phone now? Why didn't you tell me before? Get me that phone.
Condi: Sorry, sir. He hung Nudny ten mój wątek....
Condi: Okay, boss, I guess I have to spell it out for you: it's H-U.
George: What? The new leader in China is a jew?
Condi: No, sir, not a jew, H-U!
George: Are you makin' fun of me now? Not a jew but a jew?
Condi: Yes, sir. H-U.
George: Oh, no, not again. Yassir is in the Middle East, and he's no jew, I'm told.
Condi: No, sir, he's not, and neither is Hu.
George: Who? Well, Saddam isn't, I guess. But Ariel is, right?
Condi: A real what is right, sir?
George: Ariel, uhm, the Israeli guy. He's a jew , isn't he?
Condi: Sharon, you mean? Yes, sir , he's a jew.
George: No, he is not.
Condi: Yes. He is.
George: No, listen, I'm telling you, Yassir's no jew.
Condi: I know that, sir! He's an Arab, a Palestinian.
George: Finally you agree! Thank you so much. And neither is he in China, right?
Condi: That's correct, sir, but Hu's there, do you get it? H-U!
George: Well, if it's a jew, then, I guess, it could be Ariel. But I don't think so.
Condi: No, sir, it's not a jew. But it could be a real what, sir?
George: Not what, but who? You mentioned him before.
Condi: Yes, I did. It's all I'm talking about. He's the new leader of China.
George: Aidid? I know that name. Give me a. hint. Wasn't he in Africa?
Condi: General Aidid of, uhm, Senegal, no, Somalia, you mean? Yes, he was. But...
George: And now he's in China?
Condi: Well, I don't know, sir. Why do you think he is?
George: You just said so. Aidid, you said, is the new leader of China.
Condi: No, no, you got me wrong there.
George: So, back to business, who's the new guy in Peking?
Condi: That's right.
George: I mean, who is?
Condi: Hu is. H-U, do you understand?
George: I'm not interested in jews right now, okay?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And neither am I interested in Ariel, Saddam, Yassir, and the rest of the Arab world.
Condi: Now, that's a little harsh! With all due respect, sir. Don't you think so?
George: Harsh? What?
Condi: You said: "Damn Yassir and the rest of the Arab World."
George: Watch you'r language, Condi! Are you nuts or what?
Condi: But sir...
George: I think you need some rest. Have a little nap, and let me run the world.